Apple to buy sabre defence- what???

phloudernow · February 11th, 2011, 20:51

http://gunsforsale.com/ghg/2011/02/0...sabre-defence/

i bet their iRifles will be incompatible with anything else, forcing us to buy iRails to attach iScopes and various other iAccessories while firing overpriced but very slick and curvy looking iAmmunition. next comes the iTank to be used on iRan.

faithless · February 11th, 2011, 21:02

Well, at least I can use MobileMe to locate my iRifle and iPistol, remotely detonate iGrenade, and remotely wipe all my porn on my iPhone

Plus with iRail, I could attach my iPad to my "work space" so I can tweet while I shoot

Gunny_McSmith · February 11th, 2011, 22:08

it will also feature an Ipod connector, so you can sync your gun with the iphone...

Thanh · February 11th, 2011, 22:42

amazing, haha.

Grrxmaster · February 11th, 2011, 22:48

Maybe that iPod apocalypse predicted in The Simpsons is closer than we think..

Conker · February 11th, 2011, 22:56

Any maintenance will have to be done at a certified Applecare center. Also, the end user won't be able to replace magazines.

jordan7831 · February 11th, 2011, 23:09

Also all magazines will only come with 20 rounders, if you want to upgrade to 30 rounds, it will cost you $200 extra.

Spawn28 · February 11th, 2011, 23:18

Whats Next Fisher Price Buying out NASA?

MadMax · February 11th, 2011, 23:39

And it won't be secure worth shit because people keep hacking the unencrypted OS, and it won't shoot at full power when you shoulder it with a close cheek weld, and it will have a lusterous finish that you will have to protect with a Magpull gun condom which will increase it's overall dimensions and total mass to slightly exceed the previous product which did just as good a job with little fanfare.

Disappointed with lagging sales in the military market? Utter BS. Apple products are completely inappropriate for the military market. Non secure devices with non field replaceable batteries and screens with insufficient contrast to work in direct sunlight. Apple's best bet is to use their product as free show swag to push Sabre Defence sales.

Thenooblord · February 12th, 2011, 00:25

you been punked!

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February 11th, 2011, 20:51	#1
phloudernow Trader rating Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Toronto - Ontario, Vancouver - B.C and Hong Kong	Apple to buy sabre defence- what??? http://gunsforsale.com/ghg/2011/02/0...sabre-defence/ i bet their iRifles will be incompatible with anything else, forcing us to buy iRails to attach iScopes and various other iAccessories while firing overpriced but very slick and curvy looking iAmmunition. next comes the iTank to be used on iRan. __________________ Current Lineup: VFC HK416 Custom Custom Bowie Tactical x SAI Glock 17 (TM Base), Custom SAI BLU Glock Build (Timberwolf Base) Custom Zev Noveske Shooting Team Glock 34 Project Guns Custom Zev Dragonfly G17 (Project) (In progress)

February 11th, 2011, 22:08	#3
Gunny_McSmith a.k.a. Palucol Trader rating Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: MTL	it will also feature an Ipod connector, so you can sync your gun with the iphone... __________________

February 11th, 2011, 22:56	#6
Conker Trader rating Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Canada / Ireland / USA	Any maintenance will have to be done at a certified Applecare center. Also, the end user won't be able to replace magazines. __________________ WTS: King Arms/Madbull Mk18 Mod1 - VFC Mk17 SCAR-H midcap mags, FDE - VFC Mk17 SCAR-H + PWS rail, FDE WTB/WTT: CSOR gear, BFG, Tyr, Crye, etc

February 11th, 2011, 21:02	#2
faithless Trader rating Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: North York/Bruce County, ON	Well, at least I can use MobileMe to locate my iRifle and iPistol, remotely detonate iGrenade, and remotely wipe all my porn on my iPhone Plus with iRail, I could attach my iPad to my "work space" so I can tweet while I shoot

February 11th, 2011, 22:42	#4
Thanh AKA Tsquared Trader rating Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Toronto	amazing, haha.

February 11th, 2011, 22:48	#5
Grrxmaster Trader rating Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: P.E.I.	Maybe that iPod apocalypse predicted in The Simpsons is closer than we think..

February 11th, 2011, 23:09	#7
jordan7831 will always be Mike Litoris in our hearts Trader rating Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: North York - Toronto	Also all magazines will only come with 20 rounders, if you want to upgrade to 30 rounds, it will cost you $200 extra.

February 11th, 2011, 23:18	#8
Spawn28 I am manly hear me squeek Trader rating Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: North Bay The Gateway to Hells Ars!	Whats Next Fisher Price Buying out NASA? __________________

February 11th, 2011, 23:39	#9
MadMax Delierious Designer of Dastardly Detonations Trader rating Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: in the dark recesses of some metal chip filled machine shop	And it won't be secure worth shit because people keep hacking the unencrypted OS, and it won't shoot at full power when you shoulder it with a close cheek weld, and it will have a lusterous finish that you will have to protect with a Magpull gun condom which will increase it's overall dimensions and total mass to slightly exceed the previous product which did just as good a job with little fanfare. Disappointed with lagging sales in the military market? Utter BS. Apple products are completely inappropriate for the military market. Non secure devices with non field replaceable batteries and screens with insufficient contrast to work in direct sunlight. Apple's best bet is to use their product as free show swag to push Sabre Defence sales. __________________ Want nearly free GBB gas?

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