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Originally Posted by Gunk
"Mercy!"
"Umm... What?"
"I've mercied you. With my shield."
"Umm... No. I don't think so. That's a fucking shield."
"It's not just a shield... it's Captain America's fucking Shield."
"No it's fucking not. That's a plain brown shield. You can't mercy me with that. Besides... you're 30 feet away from me."
"Oh... I suppose I am..." *CHUCK!* *THWACK!*
"...Hit..."
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greatest thing i've ever read!
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Originally Posted by TheAngrySniper
I don't recommend this product for tactical gun floating. Get the metal body version
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hahahhaa tactical gun floating
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Originally Posted by Guerrilla
Hunting protection haha, my protection from bears when I'm out tracking is a 50 cal black desert eagle and my ability to climb trees
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black bear > tree... black bearS > deagle + tree
