Server slowdown
 

Just FYI, the ASC server is having some technical problems, so you'll probably some some pretty poor loading times until I get it sorted out. No ETA yet, but hopefully in the next 24 hours.

If you'd just offload the p0rn site to another server, this wouldn't happen you cheapass...

It's hard to prioritize between titties and airsoft - every day it weighs on my soul.

I love tig bitties!!!1!!!!

I know, Eric... I know.

Anyone else notice ASC is a little slow 2day?































Jk

oh noes I thought ASC would never load again so I cut my e-wrists. :o

This is not ASC, this is just a reasonable faxsimilie. In order to reaccess the real ASC you must first send me all your AEG's, at which point you will be given the choice between the Red Pill (Crossman M4) or the Blue Pill (TM M4) choose wisely and you may regain access. Choose wrong, and we give you to Barf for a photoshoot.....

and what does Barf photo exactly?
Ill take the blue pill though.

See Treadstone. The waiting line is shorter.

He taped it to a hairy bit didn't he?

http://www.ehow.com/how_17989_remove...-adhesive.html

This might help.

The server is still extremely slow this morning. Takes between 30 seconds and 2 minutes, or even times out, before posts are recorded.

Same for changing sections.

The server and site are operating again, but it may be a temporary situation.

That was the worst ever.


Still not fixed, but maybe working for now.

We can only hope. ^_^