Well, worst case scenario: Breakfast.

I've only seen one thing that could not be blended:

YouTube- Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris - www.magiaperswazji.pl

Makes me want to invent a BB smoothie.
Comes in many fats to suit all your diet needs!
.2 ounces of fat
.25
.28
and so forth.
Yum.

LOL 3 pages already. But yeah, epic video, for whatever reason it was listed under recommended videos on youtube so I dropped it on here :D

They need a larger blender for an AEG edition, M249 anyone?

... Why do you have buying a wood chipper in your life plan?

Chipping wood, seeing if I can crush a PTW....maybe throwing Criss angel head first into it and seeing if he survives...and various other sexual purposes.

He already did it and survived :p

Get David Blane in there too; I've always hated him.

And Chuck Norris.

that would just wreck the machine as Chuck Norris is indestructable

Is no one else sick of Chuck Norris jokes?

ya, chuck is getting old now, he may put up a bit more of a fight than criss angel and David Blane but he will still lose Vs a wood chipper.
EDIT : yes I am tired of the jokes, I admit he may be able to fight he may not.

since the first moment I heard them

Oddly, I have an Industrial Wood Chipper in BC. It's an old Eeger Beever. It's pretty awesome, bet it'd make short work of a PTW. I threw a microwave in it once, it didn't last long.

I bet you could start a pay-pal donation fund for people to pay you to record throwing things into it. I'd donate to see a microwave throw in if it's plugged into an extension cord and on while cooking a propane tank or something.